kehbabs and vampires

Well its saturday night and we start off the night with the usual crowd rolling in, a bunch of scarey women and their Neanderthal partners. I mean you have definitive proof man sprung from apes, just some of this bunch didn't spring far enough. Then there is the girl who rocks up smelling of god knows what, apparently has eaten a kehbab with all trimming that would keep a flock of vampires from attacking. Gotta love the garlic and asparagus!!!